The rules to this contest are completely subjective. You post a comment telling me what you think the reason behind the cow’s behavior is but you have to use as little anthropomorphism as possible. The comment I deem to be the best based solely on my personal opinion will win the t shirt listed below.
So the rules are:
1. Post a comment explaining the cow behavior without applying anthropomorphism to them.
2. Lobbying for your comment, up voting someone else’s comment or adding multiple comments is strongly encouraged.
3. Any belittling or rude comments will be deleted.
4. The winner will be selected by me.
5. Contest results will be posted by midnight on June 1, 2015.
It comes in other colors and of course different sizes. You can see more about it at the iheartdogs website.